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Oscars 2016 – my review

Just to be clear, I watched the recording of the Oscars 2016 event. Great nominees all of them, and great intro to the event. Chris  Rock started the show with funny yet controversial stuff, like he said (and I quote) “The white people’s choice award”.

Anyhow, the first award was “Best Original Screenplay” and the winner was (Spotlight). The next award was “Best Adapted Screenplay” and the winner was (The Big Short).

The next segment back to Chris Rock showing a video about “how white people get more opportunities than black people”. Then a lady came out congratulating for Black History Month.

Next Sam Smith sang “Writing on the wall”. Amazing great song indeed. Next Henry Cavil with some girl presented a special award to The Martian. The next award was “Actress in a Supporting Role” and the winner was (Alicia Vikander). The next award was “Best Costume Design” and the winner was (Mad Max Fury Road) << “Ugh really!”. Moving on to the next award, which was “Production Design” and the winner was (Mad Max Fury Road) << “Ugh what the fuck!! So unfair!! The Martian totally deserved that”! The next award was “Make-up and Hair-styling” and the winner was (Mad Max Fury Road) << “Motherfucker!!! It was TOTALLY RIGGED!!!”. The next award was “Cinematography” and the winner was (The Revenant). The next award was “Achievement in Film Editing” and the winner was (Mad Max Fury Road) “Now I know for sure that the Oscars is RIGGED! Fuck Mad Max, Fuck the directors, and Fuck the Oscars, Star Wars totally deserved that award”.

Sorry for getting carried away, but back on topic. The next segment was a video “honoring Black History month”. The next award was “Sound Editing” and the winner was (Mad Max Fury Road) “KSS UMM Mad Max and its directors, FUCK THIS SHIT! Mad Max is a piece of shit, and now I am certain that it was RIGGED”.

Back on topic, the next award was “Sound Mixing” and the winner was (Mad Max Fury Road) “Fuck the Oscars and Fuck Mad Max, and Fuck all the organizers of the Oscars. Mad Max on my dick”.

Back on topic again. The next award was “Achievements in Visual Effects” and the winner was (Ex Machina). The next award was “Best Animated Short Films” and the winner was (Bear Story). And the next award was “Animated Feature Film” ans the winner was (Inside Out). The next segment was by Kevin Hart, made hilarious comments, then introduced The Weekend to perform a song.

After that, the next award was “Actor in a Supporting Role” and the winner was (Mark Rylance). The next award was “Best documentary short film” and the winner was (A Girl in the river: The price of forgiveness). The next award was “Documentary Feature” and the winner was (Amy). Next segment revealed how much the girls scout earned on the scout cookies, and they over $65k ON A BISCUIT BUSINESS LOL. Next the president of motion pictures came out and gave a speech about the event. Next was the [In Memoriam] segment which was paying respect and remembering the lost ones.

Then the next award was “Best Live Action short film” and the winner was (Sutterer) << “Some name close to that”. The next award was “Best Foreign  Language film” and the winner was (Son of Saul – Hungary). Next segment the Vice President of the US made an appearance speaking on the crimes of sexual abuse. Then he introduced Lady Gaga to perform a song.

Then the next award to present was “Best Original Scores” and the winner was (The Hateful Eight). The next award was “Best Original Song” and the winner was (Writing on the wall). The next award was “Achievement in directing” and the winner was (The Revenant). The next award was  “Best Actress” and the winner was (Brie Larson).

Then the next award which is was “Actor in a leading role” and the winner was (Leonardo DiCaprio). After years of struggling, Leo finally got his prize.

At the end, Morgan Freeman made an appearance. He presented the award “Best Picture” to the winner (Spotlight) << “YES! It beat the goddamn crappy movie Mad Max!”.

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